So everyone's hyped up about their blueberry phone back there whilst I watch Timbaland's
Morning After Dark on my Xpress Music in medium quality: what's the big deal? You know, the hype might get me so friggin high that I might even lose my insanity and go hit an iPad incoming with a dark, sexy iPhone. Is that alright with them?

PS. Not even a fucking decent holiday, so I'm allowed to rant.